What the !?#@ Food Spectacle of the Week:
995 hotdogs weighing
140 pounds dropped from a helicopter in Detroit. On purpose, by a radio station. 25 listeners were picked to -QUOTE- rush the
pile o' dogs and stuff as many as they could in their clothing within 95
seconds" -UNQUOTE-.
I bet your just
itching to know who won, right? Don't
worry, I'll tell you. It was the luck
Sylvia Lopez who managed to shove 76 hot dogs in her shirt. Although she claims her "hands smell
kind of rank", asides from pride, she also won $1,000 in gas money and a
year's worth of hotdogs.
Way to go Syl! Making your town proud!
What the !?#@ Are You Kidding me Lawsuit of the Week:
"The lawsuit claims that Ferrero made statements
suggesting that Nutella is healthier than it actually is."
Really people?
Really?
If you really think that Nutella is HEALHTY for
you...Nutella should sue YOU. But
seriously, every jar of Nutella I've ever eaten by myself bought has had
a nutrition label and ingredient list on it.
First ingredient, Sugar.
Seriously...lawsuits like this are embarrassing.
I'm gonna go have me a big healthy spoonful of Nutella for
breakfast.
And I'm saving the best for last....
What the !?#@ Husband Move of the Week:
Imay be breaking am probably breaking the 'don't sell out your spouse' unspoken code of martial conduct with this one, but I'm going to throw Aaron under the bus...for the sake of my new blog, my readers, and for the human race. Well...maybe not that last one.
Before I get into the nitty gritty you should know a few things. Aaron prefers me NOT to share a drinking glass with him (I don't get it). Aaron thinks it's gross that I don't always jump in the shower and brush my teeth IMMEDIATELY after waking up (It's not as if I don't shower...I just like to lounge around for a little first). Sometimes I can skeeve him out & threaten him by pretending to use HIS toothbrush (I never have actually used his toothbrush). He doesn't find it gross to polish off 4 lbs of buffalo wings resulting in his entire upper body and the area surrounding him to be covered in hot sauce and chicken parts...BUT if he gets his hands dirty he has to immediately wash them.
So because of these things....the move he pulled this past week was shocking. S-H-O-C-K-I-N-G. As in, I started yelling and screaming and laughing and "What the !?@#'ing" all over the apartment. I'm still in shock. So here it goes...
I'm on Gchat with my sister the other day just catching up, no biggie. Aaron comes home from the gym, everyone says hi, we continue our conversation and Aaron goes to shower. Meanwhile, somehow Rach and I thought of this little harmless prank to pull on him. Well, I would do the prank alone since it was my husband in the shower after all. It wasn't even really a prank, but just something to get a laugh and maybe have Aaron shake his head in disappointment towards my gags. I will spare Aaron by not unveiling the details of this...for now anyway.
So I leave the computer with Rachael in the office and I head into the bathroom. Aaron and I get a good chuckle and I see him dance through the frosted glass of the shower door. No biggie, I mean who DOESN'T dance in the shower, right? So for another haha, I open the shower door to compliment his dance moves and I SEE IT!!!
TIME OUT-
***Okay, I realize that this whole story is probably leading you in a completely different direction than I mean it too. I actually just had to leave the room because I was laughing so hard after I typed "I SEE IT!!!". I guarantee I am not talking about what you are thinking right now. But it's too funny, so I'm going to leave all that wording in there. Sorry mom & dad...but keep reading, I swear this story is more innocent than your minds are right now.***
-TIME IN
So I peer into the shower and there, THERE he is holding MY razor. The razor I shave MY legs with and MY armpits with. Immediately I question, "What are you doing with my razor?".
He lifts up his arms. And I say....
"WHAT THE !?@#, YOU ARE USING MY RAZOR TO SHAVE YOUR ARMPITS!!!!!!??????"
"WHY MY RAZOR, YOU HAVE 2 RAZORS IN THE BATHROOM OF YOUR OWN"
"DID YOU CHANGE THE BLADE? WERE YOU GOING TO CHANGE THE BLADE?!?!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK? WHO DOES THAT!"
He sort of shrugs and says, "I'm sorry, I knew it was wrong the whole time I was doing it."
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Come to find out...this isn't the first time he's used my razor for this sort of thing. But since I caught him in the act....this is the first time he's changed my razor blade afterwards.
I really don't care, although I don't understand why he used (uses) mine when he has perfectly good razors of his own. I just find it hysterical that he gets grossed out by all these little things, and then he goes around using someone else's razor. It definitely made the What the !?@# Wednesday of the Week...
I also just want to clarify a few things:
And I'm saving the best for last....
What the !?#@ Husband Move of the Week:
I
Before I get into the nitty gritty you should know a few things. Aaron prefers me NOT to share a drinking glass with him (I don't get it). Aaron thinks it's gross that I don't always jump in the shower and brush my teeth IMMEDIATELY after waking up (It's not as if I don't shower...I just like to lounge around for a little first). Sometimes I can skeeve him out & threaten him by pretending to use HIS toothbrush (I never have actually used his toothbrush). He doesn't find it gross to polish off 4 lbs of buffalo wings resulting in his entire upper body and the area surrounding him to be covered in hot sauce and chicken parts...BUT if he gets his hands dirty he has to immediately wash them.
So because of these things....the move he pulled this past week was shocking. S-H-O-C-K-I-N-G. As in, I started yelling and screaming and laughing and "What the !?@#'ing" all over the apartment. I'm still in shock. So here it goes...
I'm on Gchat with my sister the other day just catching up, no biggie. Aaron comes home from the gym, everyone says hi, we continue our conversation and Aaron goes to shower. Meanwhile, somehow Rach and I thought of this little harmless prank to pull on him. Well, I would do the prank alone since it was my husband in the shower after all. It wasn't even really a prank, but just something to get a laugh and maybe have Aaron shake his head in disappointment towards my gags. I will spare Aaron by not unveiling the details of this...for now anyway.
So I leave the computer with Rachael in the office and I head into the bathroom. Aaron and I get a good chuckle and I see him dance through the frosted glass of the shower door. No biggie, I mean who DOESN'T dance in the shower, right? So for another haha, I open the shower door to compliment his dance moves and I SEE IT!!!
TIME OUT-
***Okay, I realize that this whole story is probably leading you in a completely different direction than I mean it too. I actually just had to leave the room because I was laughing so hard after I typed "I SEE IT!!!". I guarantee I am not talking about what you are thinking right now. But it's too funny, so I'm going to leave all that wording in there. Sorry mom & dad...but keep reading, I swear this story is more innocent than your minds are right now.***
-TIME IN
So I peer into the shower and there, THERE he is holding MY razor. The razor I shave MY legs with and MY armpits with. Immediately I question, "What are you doing with my razor?".
He lifts up his arms. And I say....
"WHAT THE !?@#, YOU ARE USING MY RAZOR TO SHAVE YOUR ARMPITS!!!!!!??????"
"WHY MY RAZOR, YOU HAVE 2 RAZORS IN THE BATHROOM OF YOUR OWN"
"DID YOU CHANGE THE BLADE? WERE YOU GOING TO CHANGE THE BLADE?!?!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK? WHO DOES THAT!"
He sort of shrugs and says, "I'm sorry, I knew it was wrong the whole time I was doing it."
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Come to find out...this isn't the first time he's used my razor for this sort of thing. But since I caught him in the act....this is the first time he's changed my razor blade afterwards.
I really don't care, although I don't understand why he used (uses) mine when he has perfectly good razors of his own. I just find it hysterical that he gets grossed out by all these little things, and then he goes around using someone else's razor. It definitely made the What the !?@# Wednesday of the Week...
I also just want to clarify a few things:
- It's hot in Oklahoma already. Lots of guys shave/trim their armpits, and not just in Oklahoma. It solves that whole sweaty hairy disgusting problem they've got going on.
- Aaron did say that he has NEVER used anyone else's razor but mine, and he wouldn't use someone else's razor. Just wanted to clear the air for anyone who's ever had Aaron stay at their house.
- I did get Aaron's permission to share this story with you, but I was unable to get a picture of his freshly shaven underarms.
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